Hall of the Monkey King

why yes that is a sideways bicycle . and yes that is an enormous mustache. catholic confessional hotline. yep. is the guy in the third video wearing a bike helmet? chuck norris in the ultimate showdown juggler game .....though it loses it's thrill after a while that's right boys and girls Amish Porn. and finally, a video of a shark tearing some guys leg to pieces. ___________________________________________ so, in case you're wondering about the title, some fembot mullet wearing, trailer park living old lady said that to me today. and as for my last post. i think the answer is "when you decide to get a job at walmart."

i would like to pose a question. now this is directed at a select/limited audience that i may or may not have here, but even if this doesn't apply to you please feel free to give an answer. are you ready? ok........ladies.......when in life do you decide "to hell with it, i'm not gonna shave this beard off anymore." ? no, it isn't some (not so) clever euphemism pertaining to the golden cloak that covers yer yams (i don't even know what that means). i'm talkin' 5 o'clock shadow, i'm talkin' don johnson circa miami vice, i'm talkin' chuck norris. when do you decide "fuck you vogue magazine, look at my splendid hirsute glory"?