No no....it's just ice-cream...

i once had this dream where i was with my friend Moe (who is an extremely beautiful girl who has the quirkiest sense of humor i know, makes me laugh, is the only person i know that dreams like and hates brushing her teeth. she also had a car named beer, it said so right on the bumpersticker) and we were running around trying to get out. we were in some sort of flea market (very blade runneresque) only it was entirely indoors and asian. after scrambling about we came to a large auditorium with stadium seating. for some odd reason everyone was crawling around on the ground. i then realized that we were in an asian peepshow and that i had a pocketful of quarters. but then....i was really late to work. off we go again and eventually we find the way. all this time the exit was in the chinese restaurant that we had been at earlier. it occured to me at that moment that we never got our food. that's when i noticed the button marked 'chicken', which of course was we should have done. press the button that is, because then we would have automatically had chicken. at this point Moe had become an ambigous female figure that slowly drifted away and i came out into the mall. that's when i saw Little Gay Sean. he looked haggard and i asked him how long he had been there. 'since 11:00 last night" he tells me. i check the time and it's 9:00am and i was really late to work. so i ran off again. i found myself on the bottom floor looking up at this huge grizzly bear coming down the escalator from the top floor to the second floor. when he was there people kept jostling him. i tried to yell for them to stop as he was getting rather upset. 'don't you fucks see that it's a giant grizzly?!' but they just continued plastering him with blue and white bumper stickers. finally i saw this really cute young kid (boy, about age 5 or 6) he had a blue and white bumper sticker and was about to jump up and slap it on the last bare bear spot. i was late to work so i tried to wake up, but then the grizzly raised it's paw and i had to stay asleep. the last thing i saw was a close up shot of the paw coming down. that's when i woke up and realized i was late to work.

Comments

Number Mouth said…
Once I had a car named Jerkshit. Oh, how I loved that sweet ass 1982 Camaro. Oh and it had a bumpersticker on it that said "Don't forget the milk" on it.
Mr Anigans said…
i used to have a pet mouse named 'Mephistopheles Black'. he disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
Number Mouth said…
OMG ME TOO!
Mr Anigans said…
you disappeared under mysterious circumstances? hmmm...

Popular posts from this blog

5000