Hall of the Monkey King

put aside the fact i'm approximately a decade older than necessary. now consider this, tonight i was carded for alcohol i wasn't buying and am unable to drink. so of course this was the one time i left my wallet in the car that was clear across the parking lot. then after i trekked to and back from said car he decided that, no, he didn't really need my id after all. my day has been crap, from front to back, the only good moment was going to see The Constant Gardener . a terribly fine flick. ralph fiennes is very good. i've liked everything i've seen of his. though Spider was long enough that i won't have to see it again, still, it was good. by the way, for no apparent reason AIM just popped up.

The house was a refuge for the wayward. People were accepted with little to no questions. For example, Gus moved in one day, grabbed a spot on the floor next to the furnace and laid down his sleeping bag. He was a liar, we all knew it. But what we didn't know was who knew him, how he found his way here. He threw in money when he could for bills and rent. Nothing was ever set. None of us cared that he worked in the meat department of the A&P, but he lied to us about it. He had elaborate stories about working at NBC. Which impressed exactly noone. The head of NBC was always giving him steaks. One day, he vanished. The cops showed up not too soon afterwards. Apparently he had gone home with one of the 'rich debutantes' who came by every so often and made off with $10,000 worth of jewelry. For another example: It had been years since I had heard her voice and at 7:00am I'm not at my best. I wouldn't call her voice melodic but it was soothing and...

News regenerating mouse smart killer whales BY ACCIDENT punched his way out of a shark attack NOT safe for work how to suck on your own junk ummm....someone made this painting on naked people Games i suck at this Spagetti Monster game but the Beer Shooter i can do i also suck at the Unicycle game haven't really tried this Mystery game yet Others " Protecting ignorant christians from homosexual predators " a recording of a russian exorcism what's with the fake boobs ? Yum 5 year old mom ***NEW*** heh .... karate .... for those of you who missed it, fierce breakdancing . who will win? Conan or the bear ? Weezer game Shark vs Octopus video if anyone finds an end to this let me know. ( 34 solved, 2 mistakes )

i was having some difficulty with the spelling of the word "vacuuming" so i decided to use the spell check. when it got to the word "voidlike" it suggested i replace it with "poodle's". now you know Part One , Part Two , Part Three , Part Four , Part Five , Part Six , Part Seven , Part Eight , Part Nine , and ummm Part Nine . ______________________________________________ A smile would have cost too much and none could be spared. The ugly barrage of words pounded arhythmically, dissonantly against the protective wall, chipping it, leaving scars. Tears burned, looking for air and trailed down cheeks, salt in wounds. I watched as forgiveness was strongarmed into a waiting van, realizing at that moment that even the lies were lies. As the chaos of the last 72 hours began dropping out of my mind I realized an emptiness had taken residence somewhere inside me and it would be there for a long while. Eventually, it would at times become a peculiar salve th...

dentists...me hates them. they give me lots of pain and tell me it's good. i have a fairly decent threshold for pain but i like to let everyone around me know that i'm in it. yeah, annoying i know. but these dentist fellows have me gripping the sides of the chair arching my recently chiropractic adjusted back in pain. i managed to stay still and refrain from screaming out and socking the guy though. in different news. i plan on making some bbq sauce and grilling me some ribs this weekend. never done it before so wish me luck. or come over and eat some, whichever.

no....not the cheesey metal band (these are probably not work safe, but then again....) sex with dolphins ? this is messed up videos of neurological disorders and some toys ok, here are some games typing game sort of super break out -ish i keep dying oh and check out this house

All I have to say right now is that Sal is a lowly piece of shit. Please take that to heart.