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i will never reach zen

i wondered today if all walmarts are like the one over here. it is situated smack in the middle of redneck central jersey in the town that has yet to remove all the asbestos from the water supply and lives in denial of it. so please, tell me, can you play count the mullets at your local walmart? are most of the employees there either missing hair in odd places, growing hair in odd places, lacking in teeth/brains/civility? the trashiest people i know are always around the corner of the next aisle waiting to spring out and tell me about what scanty delights they are purchasing to not wear whilst vacationing in the next town over with their slightly less than cro-mag counterparts. (please differentiate between "know" and "associate with".) after reading that i realized that i must be a callous judgemental prick. so be it. but if you knew the people that show up in my life......

hmmmm....

apparently somebody told everyone that i like granny-porn, since my e-mail is constantly flooded with offers of "gum jobs". also, somehow this site has become a beacon for those looking for "furry porn" and "video game porn". as i get about 20 hits a day from people looking for it. so for those of you searching for "fantasy porn", i apologize for my lack of perversion. but watch this octopus walk on two legs.

something i learned

peanut butter and toothpaste are incompatible.