i've never been to australia

so here i am sitting here assessing the accomplishments in my life. and unfortunately the list seems rather small. if i count up expierences, well...i got an odd assortment of those lying about.
lessee...i got a cd out. (unfortunately only one.) one of my songs was used in trailer for a very 'b' horror movie. (the trailer was the best part. every death, and surprise twist was in the trailer) dunno who did this movie....some guy on the left coast. and since then my sister has had one of her songs used in a Vince Neil (of Motley Crue fame) line of softcore porn. (beats my 'b' horror trailer) and will be out on a Jimmy (of Jimmy Eat World) compilation disc. (again, beating my 'b' horror trailer) she's laughed at celebrities in their presence (bob sagat) she turned down a BBQ at John Carpenter's (John Fuckin' Carpenter) was working at the studio where Warren Zevon recorded his last album. she has got my dream job of watching dvds.

hey i just found my old cd (b. authorization) listed on some site in denmark. the link goes nowhere but the fact that it was there at all is pretty weird. it's at the bottom. i just wanna know how they even knew about us in Denmark. heck i didn't even know how they knew about us in Boston.

ok...so i got a cd....um....i've got a million stories i haven't finished....um...i'm a dolphin diety....oh....and i have a pretty funny sausage story. i've got an almost enviable dvd and cd and vinyl collection. ok...crap....this could get to be a depressing pasttime.