shorn

i have a few things to say about shaving.

firstly, have you ever shaved and not realized you missed a significant patch and walked around for days with wisps just sort of floating about haphazardly on your face? whoo....that's embarrassing. akin to splitting yer pants at work on a day you went commando for lack of clean laundry purposes.

it was brought to my attention today that the opinion exists out there that shaving your head makes you look like a big penis. all be it, a rather bristley tipped one. hadn't considered the possibility of looking like a giant phallus.

i've never been a huge fan of body hair. i think i once mentioned my discomfort with hirsutes. i dated a girl once who didn't shave her pits. boy, it was like i was in europe. (meaning no disrepect to europeans of course) a thicket i tell you.

i guess i don't really have much more to say on this topic.

and i didn't even make any anti-Bush jokes.

Comments

Sara said…
I hadn't realized that "shorn" was the past participle for "shear".

I can't wait to see you, penis-head. I bet you don't really look like a bristly penis. I'm not sure how my grandma feels about baldness.
Mr Anigans said…
see...entertaining AND educational.
RuKsaK said…
That is so true - it's right up their with shitting your pants in the subway, sober, aged 33. Mind you, Europeans do this stuff all the time.
Number Mouth said…
Shorn is sexy. Thickets on pits are not. Belly dancing is sexy. Tacos must not ever contain processed cheese. Thank you.
Mr Anigans said…
i'll see what i can do about the tacos
glomgold said…
Why didn't anyone tell me Europeans soberly shit themselves in subways???
Queenie said…
Boys are weird.

Q

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