so...i'm not a culinary genius. let's get that right out in front. not a culinary genius. rooting through my fridge i noticed that i was pretty much out of food that didn't come in a cardboard box or can. so i decided to grab what leftovers were around and dropped them all in a pot and let it stew. so a little dab of cooking oil, some curry (yellow and red), bits of chicken, a potato, a good bit of onion, some coconut milk, string beans, a small rock of sugar, some bay leaves and a pinch of tumeric. yep, a masterpiece it was not. edible, not like my first turn at sweet and sour pork which had to be taken out back stomped on, cursed at, set afire and buried. i lost years of my life on that outing. this time it was just a little too sweet (next time a pebble of sugar) and should have been a bit spicier. also it was missing something, but i don't know what yet. if you figure it out, let me know.

here's a weird video (sorry kris) , star trek meets nin
and uh....this...

oh, and by the way, IT'S TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!! YAR!!!!

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Webmiztris said…
wow, your stew sounds, uh, INTERESTING. Loved the nose gallery. some of them really were big, but others....I didn't even understand how they made the page. hell, I should be on there. my nose is HUGE!
12:09 PM
L said…
that's okay if you aren't a culinary genius... it's almost impossible to compete with me :)
11:11 PM
Jinbon H Wrong aka Sloop John B said…
We calls this "REFRIGERATOR DELUXE"
11:44 AM
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