No parking in rear*

I just woke from a dream. I was running across oddly shaped rooftops made of colorful plastics and metals, but it was getting dark so I barely noticed them. It seems I was in some sort of race though the object didn't seem to be to win. I remember coming to one of the last rooftops and pausing. It seemed slightly dangerous and it sloped rather sharply. The surface of the roof looked something like shoots (not the bamboo variety but the "...and ladders" type. At the end of this slide was a large tree. In front of the tree stood a very pretty girl that signaled for me to come ahead as she would help keep me from hurting myself. So I took her to her non-vocalized word and realized I was a sucker as she stepped aside at the last minute allowing me to slam heartily ballwards into the tree. I remember that I felt disheartened and slightly ashamed. Distancing myself from everyone, with a select group of people I wandered off. Here I remember trying to seek approval from my peers. For the life of me I don't know why as I didn't think much of them. Then suddenly I was being shown how to make this delicious bread and given examples of how I had previously failed in making this bread myself. It left me with the distinct taste of poorly made bread in my mouth. This is when I awoke with an epiphany. My brain sucks ass!! What the fuck was it thinking to give me such a shitty dream.


*in other news, a 51 yr old woman asked my what my sign was.