mathmatics for the conception of a new orifice

1 me driving in the right lane + 4 lane highway + 55ph + 1 assmunch close enough to munch my ass = a doc martin enema administered by me into your soon to be new rectum.


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glomgold said…
That driver must've been from Long Island. Believe me! I verified the figures using your equation. Two Chinese guys crunching these numbers can't be wrong!!
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