"There's nothing elephant in my veins", she said.

so, say a horny african bull elephant somehow was abducted by libyan terrorists and taken to india but Dubya was there and smote all the 'evil' and said bull elephant finds himself surrounded by a bevy of female indian elephants and has his way with them would there be a weird hybrid mix elephant? also, are female elephants called cows?

on a similar note....are elephants smarter than us? if their brains are bigger than ours? say, badgers started killing humans for nothing other than our cuspids, we would probably hunt these badgers (badgers?!? Badgers?!?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!!) into extinction. so if these elephants are smarter than us...do you think they curse our opposable thumbs?

PS....the above title is from our illustrious wordsmith, Sara/Jesus/Destroyer of many household items.
thank you