"There's nothing elephant in my veins", she said.

so, say a horny african bull elephant somehow was abducted by libyan terrorists and taken to india but Dubya was there and smote all the 'evil' and said bull elephant finds himself surrounded by a bevy of female indian elephants and has his way with them would there be a weird hybrid mix elephant? also, are female elephants called cows?

on a similar note....are elephants smarter than us? if their brains are bigger than ours? say, badgers started killing humans for nothing other than our cuspids, we would probably hunt these badgers (badgers?!? Badgers?!?! We don't need no stinkin' badgers!!!!) into extinction. so if these elephants are smarter than us...do you think they curse our opposable thumbs?

PS....the above title is from our illustrious wordsmith, Sara/Jesus/Destroyer of many household items.
thank you

Comments

glomgold said…
Elephants are just waiting to grow those thumbs so they can then beat the piss and snot out of humans. It might also make digging those elephant graves easier cuz then they can operate backhoes and stuff.
Sara said…
What, I don't get cited? I'm not famous yet, so I need all the plugs I can get. I don't mean butt plugs.

Elephants are flying deities.

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