"if you get one that is dead, let me know too."
hello! so here i am again. where have i been? well, i've been working on my plans of world domination by infiltrating the gene pool!! yes indeedy.
ok, i have no real explanation. i've been struck by fits of extroversion intermingled with moments of seclusion and hermitage. neither is really conducive to blogging really. also not conducive to blogging is THE FACT MY FUCKING DSL CONNECTION DROPS WHENEVER IT JOLLY WELL FEELS LIKE LEAVING ME GASPING LIKE A VIRTUAL SILICONE FISH OUT OF FUCKING WATER, WHICH BY THE WAY IS ENTERING MY HOUSE IN BUCKETFULS VIA LEAKS IN THE FUCKING ROOF!!!
in different news, someone from deep in my past has resurfaced and i've enjoyed spending some time with her. it's brought back strange fits of nostalgia. i also had a close brush with possible contact with the girl from my story. (the one you may or may not have been following from a few weeks back.)
it seems the story will most likely not be finished, so i'll just jump right in and explain a few things. yes i was arrested, yes felony charges were thrown at me, yes i scuffled with the law, yes they made me one with the carpet in my parents house, yes my house was staked out and yes there was a car chase. (did i mention all of this?) the reason for all of this was that i helped her. and i happened to bring her across statelines and she happened to be a minor while i had left minor status a couple years back. anyway, for now i'm just going to say that the way things ended left me with feelings of guilt that have stuck with me for these past ten years or so. in that time i have tried finding her. a private eye friend of mine did some digging a few years back and the results were that as of 1996, she has not been married, has not died, has not filed taxes, does not have any bills in her name...etc...etc. the thing is that she has no idea that i had gone through all of the things in the second sentence of this paragraph for her. anyway, a phone number showed up and for a moment i let myself hope. but keeping in line with the story of my life it turned out to be someone with the same name and not....well....anyway.....
i'll leave you with a few links for now.
btw, it seems that glomgold has slapped me across the face with a meme. the result of which is the title of this post.
1. Go into your archive
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same.
i would also like to say that i'm sorry for not having visited all your sites during my absence and promise that i will be by when time permits. right...linkses
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rabbit humping game
dolphins sing batman theme
truck crashes
westside story zombie
skorts
8-bit
sheep tranquilizing game
what is this guy doing with his face?
look what's in this guys trunk
weird puzzle
sex trivia
instant karma
nice headlights
odd shoes
"if you get one that is dead, let me know too."
ok, i have no real explanation. i've been struck by fits of extroversion intermingled with moments of seclusion and hermitage. neither is really conducive to blogging really. also not conducive to blogging is THE FACT MY FUCKING DSL CONNECTION DROPS WHENEVER IT JOLLY WELL FEELS LIKE LEAVING ME GASPING LIKE A VIRTUAL SILICONE FISH OUT OF FUCKING WATER, WHICH BY THE WAY IS ENTERING MY HOUSE IN BUCKETFULS VIA LEAKS IN THE FUCKING ROOF!!!
in different news, someone from deep in my past has resurfaced and i've enjoyed spending some time with her. it's brought back strange fits of nostalgia. i also had a close brush with possible contact with the girl from my story. (the one you may or may not have been following from a few weeks back.)
it seems the story will most likely not be finished, so i'll just jump right in and explain a few things. yes i was arrested, yes felony charges were thrown at me, yes i scuffled with the law, yes they made me one with the carpet in my parents house, yes my house was staked out and yes there was a car chase. (did i mention all of this?) the reason for all of this was that i helped her. and i happened to bring her across statelines and she happened to be a minor while i had left minor status a couple years back. anyway, for now i'm just going to say that the way things ended left me with feelings of guilt that have stuck with me for these past ten years or so. in that time i have tried finding her. a private eye friend of mine did some digging a few years back and the results were that as of 1996, she has not been married, has not died, has not filed taxes, does not have any bills in her name...etc...etc. the thing is that she has no idea that i had gone through all of the things in the second sentence of this paragraph for her. anyway, a phone number showed up and for a moment i let myself hope. but keeping in line with the story of my life it turned out to be someone with the same name and not....well....anyway.....
i'll leave you with a few links for now.
btw, it seems that glomgold has slapped me across the face with a meme. the result of which is the title of this post.
1. Go into your archive
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same.
i would also like to say that i'm sorry for not having visited all your sites during my absence and promise that i will be by when time permits. right...linkses
_____________________________________________
rabbit humping game
dolphins sing batman theme
truck crashes
westside story zombie
skorts
8-bit
sheep tranquilizing game
what is this guy doing with his face?
look what's in this guys trunk
weird puzzle
sex trivia
instant karma
nice headlights
odd shoes
"if you get one that is dead, let me know too."
Comments
ooh, now I gotta check out Rod's diabetes site....bet it kicks ass!
monkey migraine- yeah, they kinda are. did you watch the elastic face guy?