Woohoo!!!

so I bought a new car. nothing fancy. but my first NEW car. the car i was previously driving was on it's last legs and i decided to unload it while i could still get some cash for it.

for those of you who don't remember or weren't coming by when this went up, go here to read about my history with the invention of automobile.

i just knocked on some wood.

so the car i got was a hyundai elantra. i began wondering today though, if the elantra was a 'girl' car. you know...like the ford probe or the vw jetta. i hadn't thought so, and i wouldn't think so but the thought came unbidden to my mind. so i figured i'd toss it out and see what the masses thought. and by masses i mean you guys.

ok....time for slumber

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