i've been considering taking some serious hallucinagens.
so one of my ex-girlfriends used to tell me i was a music snob. i suppose she was right. the lesson here is that to steal someone's soul you have to get to know them pretty well.
so here's half a list of bands i wish i never heard:
1. Sum 41- these guys have a distinctive sound. it's just that it's other people's distinctive sound.
2. Course of Nature- the bastard offspring of Creed and Huey Lewis. (though i forget what Huey sounds like. i could be making this up, but it sounds good, right?)
3. Nickleback- because they ripped themselves off. here listen.
4. 12 Girls Band- nothing is worse than listening to classical music with a cheesy casio keyboard drumbeat behind it. they make me feel bad about being chinese.
5. LFO- ummm...do i really need to clarify this one?
i know there are plenty more....but for some reason they escape me at this moment. so instead...
more links!!
newsclippings:
chainsaw attack!
"Severed penis retrieved from toilet, reattached"
they needed a study for this?
what?!!? that is ridiculous!
she stole his sperm.
others:
go to the bottom and check out the belief-o-matic! (apparently i'm universal unitarian)
i have no idea what this is. but it frightens me.
this is something that would happen to my car.
some naked redneck clones with guns?
spot the fake smiles test.
this hurts my eyes.
Iron Hymen. abstinence for girls. i like the logo. also more hymen info.
her stomach has legs.
do you guys know what an upper-deck is? here's FUDGE.
bike saddles?
i know someone who could use this. ahem.
clown prOn.
holy crap!! friday is no-pants day!!!
i may have mentioned this before....but japanese people are kinda strange.
maybe it's cuz i didn't see Napoleon Dynamite that this doesn't make sense to me.
Hahaha...look at this guys name!
this is my favorite movie.
a very pronographic game.
ok that's enough.
so one of my ex-girlfriends used to tell me i was a music snob. i suppose she was right. the lesson here is that to steal someone's soul you have to get to know them pretty well.
so here's half a list of bands i wish i never heard:
1. Sum 41- these guys have a distinctive sound. it's just that it's other people's distinctive sound.
2. Course of Nature- the bastard offspring of Creed and Huey Lewis. (though i forget what Huey sounds like. i could be making this up, but it sounds good, right?)
3. Nickleback- because they ripped themselves off. here listen.
4. 12 Girls Band- nothing is worse than listening to classical music with a cheesy casio keyboard drumbeat behind it. they make me feel bad about being chinese.
5. LFO- ummm...do i really need to clarify this one?
i know there are plenty more....but for some reason they escape me at this moment. so instead...
more links!!
newsclippings:
chainsaw attack!
"Severed penis retrieved from toilet, reattached"
they needed a study for this?
what?!!? that is ridiculous!
she stole his sperm.
others:
go to the bottom and check out the belief-o-matic! (apparently i'm universal unitarian)
i have no idea what this is. but it frightens me.
this is something that would happen to my car.
some naked redneck clones with guns?
spot the fake smiles test.
this hurts my eyes.
Iron Hymen. abstinence for girls. i like the logo. also more hymen info.
her stomach has legs.
do you guys know what an upper-deck is? here's FUDGE.
bike saddles?
i know someone who could use this. ahem.
clown prOn.
holy crap!! friday is no-pants day!!!
i may have mentioned this before....but japanese people are kinda strange.
maybe it's cuz i didn't see Napoleon Dynamite that this doesn't make sense to me.
Hahaha...look at this guys name!
this is my favorite movie.
a very pronographic game.
ok that's enough.
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