oi, here's a tip. if you happen to want to stay quit from smoking, just keep a stale ass cigarette around for when those nic-fits get real unbearable. then not only will you stay away from tobacco, but you will also want to vomit your innards all over the carpet. see? no smokes, weight loss and fashionable interior design all at once.

so yesterday i was getting my car inspected, and while that really isn't interesting at all it's what i was going to do when i saw teen america waving a giant flag on the side of the highway. why was he so patriotic? well, he was selling flowers see. yeah, that's where i got stuck too.

anyway, i've been sitting here pondering what it was that i may have done in a past life to ensure that i have this lovely karma i wear. for some reason when my former roommate left he had his mail forwarded, well that part makes sense, this part has me slightly flummoxed though, the post office decided that none of us would get our mail now. we discovered this when our landlords called up furious about this unpaid oil bill issue. what unpaid oil bill issue, we asked. so we paid the bill "immediately" as we were told to do. everything was settled, in fact it turns out we still had three weeks to pay the damned thing anyway. the bill was in the right persons name, what the hell happened? this is how we discovered the post office fucked us. we just didn't realize how fucked. this weekend we realized we ran out of oil. apparently, because of the bill mix-up they decided to take us off the automatic refill list. why? i dunno. did they tell us? of course not. could they help us out? of course not. so it's been cold here for two days now. so cold.....

by the way, did you notice i used the word "flummoxed"?

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