Shorn II

after some time away, i've decided that going back to my place of employment is a bad choice. the mini-motor-troll, sometimes known as beelzebub, whom i've mentioned before, having seen my newly revised head went on and on about my dashing good looks, how i looked years younger, which is almost awful (i got carded for an 'R' movie a few monthes ago by some kid younger than my goatee) but then...maybe not so bad. now i can go 'cruisin' at the mall. i've gone out of my way to show no civility to her and yet she persists on existing. would it make me a bad person if i shoved her into a quisinart and served her up as paté to homeless people?

on a different note....bad drivers from pennsylvania can all go fuck off.


embittered.....grrr....

time to remove my slacks


Comments

Number Mouth said…
I wish your name was Shan.
9:24 PM
Number Mouth said…
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9:25 PM
Mr Anigans said…
funny you should say that.
12:43 AM
Number Mouth said…
oh yes?
1:06 AM
Number Mouth said…
Maybe if you were Shin we'd be made for eachother...

le sigh
1:12 AM
Sara said…
This isn't the same guy who helped me buy a gift for a baby shower. Are your slacks still off? You should write a Russianesque novel while this mood persists.
8:41 AM
Number Mouth said…
He does baby showers?
11:09 AM
Mr Anigans said…
uh...baby showers? that doesn't involve stripping does it?
7:58 PM
Number Mouth said…
Only if the mother goes into labor at the shower. Then, I think its just from the waist down.
8:30 PM
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