third times the charm

third attempt at this post. stupid post publishing issues.

these should be safe to open at work:
some weird stuff with toes
he stole her arm?
odd japanese shirt-folding video
ways to creep out your co-workers

these should also be safe unless you work..... say at a christian academy/radio station:
he did it for revenge
for girls who have been thinking "people just aren't looking at my breasts enough"
eating worms game.
the bald guy in this video sacres me a little (takes a while to load)

maybe not at work:
the animation makes this even funnier. i am curious though
this will calculate it all out for you
then after that take some classes here
but keep the scrotal safety commission in mind
lament with the everyone has more sex than me animation
even vegetables



Comments

Sara said…
Ways to creep out my co-workers. #25 and #26 could work for me. I don't talk to many people, and lately there has been a woman (whom I like) who keeps saying, "So you're still eating in your office. We should have lunch some time." Now I know just what to do. I shall combine #25 and #26. Thanks, friend.
9:12 PM
aprilbapryll said…
i'm amazed by the how to fold a shirt video. i watched it twice, and then at the suggestion of my boyfriend i took off my own shirt and tried it. i'll be damn, that's some amazing shit!
9:51 PM
aprilbapryll said…
and after i've experienced the whole of your current post .... i can't believe i sat through all 3 minutes and 16 seconds of the veggie porn.

now get in a cold shower, see how your testicles shrink up into your body, and write about it in your journal. where do you find this stuff?
10:03 PM
glomgold said…
The shirt-folding intrigues me too. Trying to figure out if I need to reverse it for my leftiness. It could render my old technique obsolete. I thought I'd already reached the pinnacle of shirt-folding!
11:12 PM
Mr Anigans said…
i'm sorry you sat through the veggie porn. i was also trying to find the furniture porn video.
2:24 PM
Anonymous said…
i'm lefty and it worked fine for me.
11:08 AM
glomgold said…
"Well, hellooOO Mr. Fancypants"
9:22 PM
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