here's a conversation i had

this is a piece of a conversation with Alli from Tof Reknin

Alli-Tof Reknin: then you should buy some lasers
MrAnigans: then i'll become the best backwoods eye surgeon this country has ever seen!!!!
Alli-Tof Reknin: productivity releasing enslaved kookaburras
MrAnigans: malted mothballs against sewage treatment
Alli-Tof Reknin: *puts right hand green*
MrAnigans: lilac scented overalls hiding vestigial limbs
Alli-Tof Reknin: untucking disheveled monograms forcing titans to giggle
MrAnigans: vintage secret history auction, internationally renowned for dirigibles
Alli-Tof Reknin: detectible snapshots pouring stylish wireless cocktails
MrAnigans: cancer inducing psionic flavors drifting incongrously through the ether
Alli-Tof Reknin: organic bombadiers strictly adhering sixletts on hydrogen
MrAnigans: tinkering madmen glimmering with hallucinagenic fervor
Alli-Tof Reknin: associations offend divine slanderings


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