Van Helsing Monster Guts

for this past christmas i got, as a gift, a jar of 'slime' that had a pair of eyeballs, some teeth and a severed finger floating about in it. it claimed to glow in the dark. i'm a sucker for glow in the dark. reality, however proved that it in fact didn't glow, in fact there's only a small clump of discolored snot at the bottom of the jar that glows. i feel.....disenchanted.

also, i don't actually recall there being monster guts in Van Helsing, but then i might have been staring at the floor cuz that was a little more interesting. not even kate could save that for me.

"where dead men walk, they speak in tongues of angels."